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self-sealingstembolts:

Same
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via watsunshine)

benebeebumblebatch:

A compilation of dancing Benny’s in honour of his birthday!

Happy birthday Benedict Cumberbatch!

one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun



I would pay a lot to watch that movie

knightofsuperior:

ommfghiddleston:

George of the Jungle

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET ALL MY LIFE

(via badgersinbowties)

theheroichydrangea:

Also I love how defensive Sirius and Remus are of the map in that movie. Every time Harry is like “the map doesn’t work” or “the map lies” they’re like “we made this fucking map, do you know how much work we put into it? It is not wrong.”

(via thatweirdbooknerd)

shezzatective:

shezzatective:

What if Sherlock discovers emoticons and refuses to text with real words anymore

John: Don’t forget to buy the milk.

Sherlock:( ̄へ ̄)

John: Sherlock, I’m serious!

Sherlock: ≖‿≖

John: I swear I will kill you.

Sherlock: ಥДಥ

(via thatweirdbooknerd)

meowdk:

markgatissallovertheworld:

uberditz:

Recipe: 

  • 2 cups of golden syrup 
  • 1 cup of warm water
  • 10 teaspoons of very red food coloring
  • 10 tablespoons of corn flour 
  • blue food coloring
  • yellow food coloring
  • little bit of peppermint flavoring 

[x]

You are now ready to throw Sherlock off a roof.

(via thatweirdbooknerd)

harry potter + sass

(Source: thatshumanity, via thatweirdbooknerd)

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off